I bought a jump-rope from target and the rope snapped off the handle the first time I used it. It was a shitty jump-rope. A product of some selfish business model taking over some jump-rope designer’s love of creation. A tool made to be broken so as to lead the naive to buy another. A vicious cycle. Born to die.

But you Lucas, have given this jump rope another chance! Through your teachings I am able to give true eternal life to this rope. By 3D-printing a new handle I will be able to make this tool forever useful. What more could a tool want?

Behold! Salvation! A 5 mm hole made to perfectly receive the 4 mm wide rope. A glorious union! Rejoice!

My sanity is waning dude I need some stability and cookies.